|Yes you are, you cute little marsupial!|
Yes. He is the cutest little doofus you can imagine. Now, here's his poo:
|The logical next step.|
It's square. It is a square poo. Wombats poop squares.
Why? Because the distinct shape helps to mark their territory, like a building block.
And it helps them identify potential mates, like that video you found in your uncle's special box when your parents weren't looking.
So, to recap: Wombats are adorable, but they're into square scat porn.
Holy cubic Shit.